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Badass ways how women seek revenge in relationships

Although it is said that behind every successful man, there is a woman, it is also true that behind every broke, angry and sad man, there are women. Women either break or make a man.

My brother, one of these will happen when a your ‘right-now-sweet-heart’ decides enough is enough and is ready to wreck you.

Plan a Murder on you
She might have no qualms paying hitmen to bump you off to St Peter earlier than Sir God intended. She can even watch you enjoy the supper she mixed with a grinded bottle in full knowledge that she will be sitting next to the uncle who will be reading your eulogy in less than six months.

Sire a kid with your enemy/ friend
Just dare to break her heart ans she knows you can’t divorce her, she will decide to give birth with your sworn enemy or friend. Her satisfaction will be in watching you pamper and take care of seeds sown by your enemy mostly.

Screw your boss
If she has had enough of your philandering ways, she can get a kick sleeping with the guy who makes your life at work hell on earth. If not, she will be sleeping with your driver, gardener, guard or mechanic.

Destroy your valuables
95% of women can be destructive when angry. Tales abound of men who come home to find their prized car set on fire while others find valuables like title deeds, passport, academic papers and even the house destroyed.

Get you fired
If she can’t bed your boss, she can spill beans about what an evil you are in an angel’s skin, so that can get you fired if not to get you rotting at Nalufenya maximum Prison.

Spill beans
Women can go about telling select people secrets you would otherwise wish no one knew, not even God. Revealing your secrets wetting the bed can make you lose friends and others can even get you killed.

Divorce court
A woman can decide to drag you through a messy and embarrassing court case, mostly divorce case in the Family Division at the High Court. By the time the ruling is made, the man is already half dead from hypertension.

Chop off the transformer
This is a special favorite of some women when they get tired of a hubby who can’t stop chasing skirts that don’t belong to the wife. Most women have perfected the delicate art of damaging your hanging friend, expect to be cut like a diamond.

Draining your bank account
Other women get a kick draining the bank accounts and disposing property that the man acquired. Whoever said money can’t make you happy clearly didn’t know where to go shopping.

What do you think?

Written by Kalema Lawrence

No one tells me what to write, so I will never tell you what to think.

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