Kalema Lawrence
There is always a lot of drama when lovers are divorcing mostly on the side of women. Why separating ways, it a common scenarios for women (and some men) to regal all manner of stuff against her once significant other to every one who passes by, including what an average sensible person would think should be left to one’s imagination.
From how she used to offer him financial assistance to how she found pictures of naked girls in his phone, how he used to allegedly sleep with a house help, most women always fire from both cylinders and find themselves considering holding anything back when it too late.
For such reasons, let’s joke about the types of women men always regret settling with. Marrying any of these may end up ruining your public figure on the fateful day when you agree to call it quits.
Miss Lazy Bum
Another type that you should always keep a distance from is the lazy and undomesticated bums. Such women cannot do the basics such as cleaning dining utensils, making beds and even cooking something as simple as tea to save their lives. These are the ladies whose husbands always end up with house helps as second wives or secret lovers.
The Parasites
Then comes the ‘Looking into a man to save my life’ type also refered to as the ‘Needy’ type. Most times, Miss parasite doesn’t look into love but someone with a potentialto save them from virtually everything. Miss ‘Needy’s’ main problem is mood swings and is always sulking and irritant. She wants this, she wants that. If it’s not her, it’s her brother, sister, parents and anybody related.
Wondering why you are still single at 35, look woman, Jesus died for all of us. Your neediness could be what keeps men away from you.
Daddy’s girl
The popular daddy’s girls are always spoilt brats. They have that expensive taste and expect only the best like her daddy used to provide. She uses her father as a yardstick to examine men she dates.
Leaving that aside, daddy’s little princeses are attention seekers. Wait till she breaks a nail, she will order you to drop everything you are doing to drive her to the nail salon, immediately. They are always marriage failure because they bring in their diva tendencies only to forget that they are no longer girlfriends but wives.
The anti-sports
These do not want their men to follow-up any of his favorite sport. They are the type that will interrupt you when your Arsenal FC is trailing to a relegation threatened Aston Villa just to get you attention.
Watching a game of soccer with her can be a pain in the wrong place. Just when you are trying to catchup a breathe over VAR evaluation after Granit Xhaka fouling in the penalty area, she will poke you in the ribs to blurt how Wilfred Zaha dude is so cute.
Miss psycho
Of all kinds of women, never consider settling down with a psycho, the one who goes crazy when dumped. After getting tired of bad-mouthing you, she will tell anybody who cares to listen how small your male member is alongside threatening to bewitch you in vain.
Such a kind can even set your house a blaze in the dead of night and many of them reach the extent of hiring goons to beat you up for breaking their hearts, they will do anything to get at you!! In normal life, these are the ladies that tend to be insecure, controlling and always the victims. They always love drama and exaggerating everything.
Team Gold digger
This is the most common type of girls we have right now in Kampala. She sees a man and immediately she thinks nothing but money. Unlike the ‘Needy’ who would some times need financial assistance on basic needs, the ‘Gold diggers’ always expect a man to finance her entire life just because she is a woman.
She doesn’t want to look for a job, dreaming a luxurious life but has no plans of contributing anything towards it. All she does is bum around since to her, men were put on this earth to be her personal walking and talking bank accounts.
Gold digger’s other name is Miss Freeby. From all the sums of money she collects from her detoothing business, she still likes free things like tickets, drinks, rides etc.
Whiners and gossips
This type is chronic of talking, always complaining and backbiting, not only anybody but also their so-called ‘best friends for life’. When you see three of them giggling together, you would think they’re best of buddies. But wait until one is away.
